Jewish Federations of North America to Hold 2015 GA in Sin City; Registration Fees Waived

Mikveh to be used by GA guests; kashrut certified by Queen Sara

Mikveh to be used by GA guests; Kashrut certified by Queen Sara – who instructed the planning team to have bottle return stations available through-out the hotel

By Mordechai Shushan

The Jewish Federations of North America (JFNA) announced today that the 2015 GA will be held at Las Vegas’s Dr Miriam Hotel and Casino this coming November. As a special incentive to assist JFNA in reaching their long-claimed – but never achieved – GA attendance numbers, Daddy Sheldon Warbucks (DSW) said he will comp the registration cost of any attendee who commits to voting for the candidate of [DSW’s] choice in 2016.

Featured speakers include the Who’s Who of the Wanna-Bees headlined by @It’sMyTurnJeb.

Reached in Shushan for his reaction to this influential gathering, King Bibi whined, “I wanna speak. I’ll have my boy Ronnie arrange it with Johnny B.”

(In response to a query from pJM about the upcoming GA, JFNA’s CEO Keds Docker thanked DSW for his generosity and reminded us “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”)

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