By Mordechai Shushan
The Jewish Federations of North America (JFNA) announced today that the 2015 GA will be held at Las Vegas’s Dr Miriam Hotel and Casino this coming November. As a special incentive to assist JFNA in reaching their long-claimed – but never achieved – GA attendance numbers, Daddy Sheldon Warbucks (DSW) said he will comp the registration cost of any attendee who commits to voting for the candidate of [DSW’s] choice in 2016.
Featured speakers include the Who’s Who of the Wanna-Bees headlined by @It’sMyTurnJeb.
Reached in Shushan for his reaction to this influential gathering, King Bibi whined, “I wanna speak. I’ll have my boy Ronnie arrange it with Johnny B.”
(In response to a query from pJM about the upcoming GA, JFNA’s CEO Keds Docker thanked DSW for his generosity and reminded us “what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”)