Upcoming Event: High Priest Bootcamp

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High Priest Boot Camp, June 27-July 27, 2015 – Pittsburgh, PA

vulcan signDid you ever want to stand in front of your congregation to bless them?

Have you tried but failed to make the Vulcan “peace” sign also shared by Judaism’s high priests?

Are you actually a Levite or Israelite who simply wants to “pass” as a Kohen (High Priest)?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, Kohen Boot Camp is for you. Our specially equipped genetic testing labs guarantee they will find your genetic link to the high priesthood buried in your thousands of genes. Each participant will receive a gold embossed certificate attesting to his or her high priest status. And there’s more –

  • Have fun while learning how to sacrifice chickens, sheep and cows
  • Learn the 100 Hebrew words every Cohen needs to know
  • Learn to split hairs and argue the number of angels on the head of a pin while soaking in a hot tub mikvah
  • Discover the “inner High Priest” that resides in the soul of all of us

For more information contact Uzi ben Gibor at CohenBootCamp@gmail.com

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