Monthly Archives: March 2012

New Leadership Venture, “Bereishit,” Starts at the Beginning

A consortium of five Jewish Federations has announced a new initiative aimed at building a new generation of Jewish leaders – starting before birth. “Bereishit” is believed to be the first pre-natal leadership training program in the United States. “Look, … Continue reading

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Single Jews Who Enjoy Dressing Casually Congregate in Israel

Hundreds of single Jews in their 20’s and 30’s have congregated in Israel for some kind of conference/convention/gathering. When asked what the gathering was about, many of those in attendance couldn’t wait to describe what they were doing there. They … Continue reading

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Taking Innovation To The Next Level

The Donor-Advised Community Fund of the Northern Jewish Federation has announced who’s receiving its annual Trailblazers grant this year. Called ProProGenitor, the recipient describes itself as an “incubator incubator.” “There is a desperate need for innovation in the Jewish community, … Continue reading

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Museum of Tolerance Looks to Expand

The Museum of Tolerance and Simon Weisenthal Center have begun making plans to expand by taking over Century City Mall. Museum spokesmen said they also plan to expand by building 87 new Museums of Tolerance over the next year, with … Continue reading

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North American Federated Federations (NAFF) Inaugurates Bureau of Definitions

Three people are being recruited to staff a new office at NAFF, the umbrella organization for Jewish organizations across North America. The office, dubbed the Bureau of Definitions, aims to encourage unity and shared values across the entire Jewish people, … Continue reading

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Introducing The World’s First Kosher Camera

The Camera That Changes Reality To answer the need for images without the display of women and girls, our dedicated scientists have developed the Kosher Camera. Sophisticated, built-in facial recognition software analyzes a scene and detects all the faces within … Continue reading

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Federation Calls Meeting for No Reason Whatsoever

The Federation has decided to call a meeting of its officers for absolutely no reason. It was announced the meeting would take place two weeks from this upcoming Sunday, after preliminary meetings were held to discuss where the meeting should … Continue reading

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